BLOG ENTRY #300!!! TIME FOR A CONTEST!!!

That's right folks...this is my 300th blog entry! Who'da thunk it possible? Seems like just yesterday I sat down to create a place I could vent about my beloved Shmoopy and his impending life changing decision.

Now, 300 entries later, this crazy little wiener blog has become so much more than that. It's my place to vent, to complain, to cheer, to argue, to educate, to laugh, to cry and to meet new people. I've shared so much with all y'all and yet you keep coming back!! YAHOO FOR YOU!! (and me!) :)

It's become such a big part of my life that I would honestly be sad if it disappeared tomorrow. (Please blog gods, don't let that EVER happen!) Having limited computer access this last week has truly shown me how miserable I'd be if I couldn't blog at least once in awhile. And it's also shown me how forlorn I'd be if I couldn't check in on y'all's blogs now and again. Perish the thought!

So, in honor of BIG ENTRY #300, I am holding a contest. The prize is yet another super, secret, fantastic gift. (as yet to be determined) I considered giving away one slightly used, slightly cranky, mohawk sporting 14 year old, but I figured Kim-D would be the only one to enter. (she's got such a soft spot for my youngest!) So instead, I will come up with something with an actual dollar value cuz Mr. Connor is certainly priceless. (cue the violins and the ahhhhh's from y'all!)

You can enter as MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE. But all entries MUST be left on this entry. And each entry must be IT'S OWN COMMENT. I considered limiting y'all to one entry per person but based on past contests, y'all like your contest freedom. Plus, I'm so excited to see what all y'all come up with that limiting your creativity would just be plain silly.

Here's the deal....

I have, at times, considered renaming my blog. Every once in awhile, when I take a peek at how people search/find my blog, I get a bit skeeved out. I can't tell you how many people have stumbled onto the WWoW while looking for "men with long hairy wieners," or "boys growing big long wieners," or "wieners up the butt." Nice, huh?

Generally, I don't dwell on this seedy side of my blog. After all, I don't really care HOW you find me, as long as you like me and come back now ya' hear! But sometimes, well sometimes, I get to thinkin' about what else the WWoW could be called. (Cuz with a different name, all those hairy wiener lovers might NOT find me, right?) :)

And that's where y'all come in. If you could rename this little bitty blog, what would you choose?

And don't pretend like you haven't given this some thought in the past. I KNOW that the WWoW takes up a good chunk of your thoughts each day! Right? Right?

And if that's too hard, then maybe you'd like to come up with a new tag line for the WWoW. I happen to like the milk bone underwear line but maybe you have something better?

So, that's it folks. Leave me a comment (or 100) with a new blog name or a new tag line. Make sure you tell me which topic (name or tag line) your entry falls under. The contest will run all week (thru Friday night) and then I personally (gulp) for the first time ever (gulp) will pick the winner. (gulp) Usually I wimp out and make someone else select the winner. But this time, since it is my blog, I figure I need to MAN UP and choose the best myself. (gulp)

If I get tons and tons and tons of entries for both categories, I MAY even pick 2 winners - one for the title and one for the tag line. Then again, I may not. Guess it's all up to you and how awesome your entries are!

Have fun and wow the socks off of me! I honestly can't wait to see what y'all come up with! And please feel free to spread the word about the contest on your blog. The more entries the merrier!

Can you believe how excited baby Sarah got when she heard about this contest?