I do not like it in a can. I do not like it in a van.
I do not like it in a hut.
I do not like it with a mutt.
I do not like it near or far.
I do not like it in a bar.
I do not like it with a pickle.
I do not like it, I'm HALLISICLE!!!
Your turn to share...
What one thing is YOUR armadillo meat?
47 Wienerific Comments:
Horse, dog, cat, anything that I would call my own and other things that I wouldn't. Shark, monkey. I am not a exotic meat person. No thank you..
Armadillo meat?
I'm going back to bed.
I would not eat it in a box, I would not eat it with a fox, I will not eat saurkraut, I will not eat it.....ummm You big lout.
I will not eat it if its free
I will not eat it for a fee
I will not eat it If I am the giver
I will not can not ever eat LIVER
Calamari. No.Way.
perhaps a bit of possum on the side???
This is news to me. I've never heard of armadillo meat.
Weiner dogs,are the most wonderful people in the world...oh I mean dog.
What a cool site.
I'm a weiner dog lover!
I got a grand dog that I babysit called "Hans".
He would never eat armadillo.
Eww Eww Eww. Armadillo meat - never heard of it in a can.
One Gag
Two Gag
Three Gag More
if we eat it,
it will gag us
what is it you ask?
HAGGIS
Ok, its 630 in the morning and I'm not fully awake so stupid poem yes this I know , but still ... HAGGIS? BLECH
Clams.
Slimy foods cause me to quiver;
Nor can I take the texture of liver.
Umbilical cords in eggs make me gag;
Offer me okra, I'll puke in a bag.
KFC keeps me on the toilet for days;
my hatred for lamb, ahhh.. let me count the ways
So many foods bring my idiosyncrasies to new heights;
Some of them so powerful, I know I'll receive my last rites!
~AirmanMom returning to her blog...
Seriously, they make that?
Vienna sausages
I can't even do a poem b/c I'm too busy gagging right now thinking about it.
And, yes, it's bad that you laughed at me wiping out. Although so did all the little CHRISTIAN ladies in my office - so I won't hold it against you. :)
And I did tell Ervin I wanted to snuggle with your weiners. He was oddly intrigued. I should have known better. :)
It is way t early in the morning for me to be creative.
Armadillo meat??Where did you ever find that?GROSS!I see LOTS of
dead armadillo's on the road around here so I can guess how they came across enough of them to can the meat.YUCK!!
Anyway there are a few things I don't like....liver,venison,calamari,rabbit,sardines,and I am sure there are lots more.I would never eat any domesticated animals.
Liver sausage!!!!
Wonder if armadillo meat would be good with this?
Straight up tomatoes. I'll eat anything made of tomoatoes, but not the actual tomato. Blech!
I'd probably try it, though not canned. That's got to be about the same consistency as canned chicken, pork, beef... all of which look like Alpo. Nope. Not canned.
FYI, I've got tasty meat on my blog today. Yum!
The list is fairly short, but unshakable:
Jello, Tapioca, Cabbage, and any and all types of gravy.
Oh, and no pet-type animals or rodents, of course.
I'd totally try armadillo, as long as someone in one of those multi-lettered acronymed government agencies certified it first.
Mary Ellen
Tomatoes, olives, mushrooms, sauerkraut, cat.
I checked in for my daily dose of Hallie and once again, you cracked me up! No, I would not eat armadillo, nor any other kind of road kill! Nor would I eat sushi, liver or sauerkraut.
Wonder what you'll come up with tomorrow???????
That's easy, SPAM. Who eats that stuff? Icky!!
I bet it tastes like chicken!! LOL
When my brother was stationed in Texas he saw dead armadilloes everywhere. He called them "possum on the half shell." LOL
How about Mock Armadillo?
Avacado. Slimey and green. Ick.
SPAM. blah
With a pickle?? I am snorting....
Anything that could be road kill is right off of my menu. No way am I eating anything that could have been scraped off of a highway.
As I pressed the comment link, my list consisted of: Mustard and Celery, and newly Armadillo Meat...it now includes Monkey, Horse, Cat, Dog, Liver, Possum and Haggis. Thanks!
I just thought of one more:
Balut
Sushi. I live in So. Cal. so should love it, but I just can't get myself to eat raw fish! Maybe one day I'll be cool enough....
In the south, armadillo is possum on the half shell...
You can cry me a river
I'm am not, no way, ever eatin' liver
another thing I don't eat
is those yucky, goopy pickled pigs feet
Just one more that's not my ilk...
a big ole' glass of cold buttermilk.
That's it for now...
Sardines.
Armadillo meat? Really? Who the hell came up with that?
I don't eat mayo. Does that count? I might try the armadillo just for the heck of it, as long as there's no mayo involved.
Or beets.
mussels, clams, oysters, shrimp, etc., veal, escargot, anything in the rodent or insect category, anything i might fall in love with. (My brother ate dog in Africa, just to say he had. It's ironic because he is a vegan now)
I do not like it in a bowl,
I do not like in on a plate,
I do like it really early
and I do like it really late.
I do not like it baked or fried,
I only think of how it died.
I do not like cooked with onions,
I think I'd rather have a bunion.
I do not like ANY type of liver,
just thinking of about it
makes me shiver!
Besides actual armadillo meat, you mean?
There are so many things ... but definitely, DEFINITELY can not eat rosemary or anything that has been near rosemary. If someone has a rosemary bush, and it gets jostled, I have to leave the area, for the smell of rosemary maketh me gag.
have you ever seen a LIVE armadillo? we used to see lots of dead ones in Kansas and Oklahoma, (all on the side of the road).
my armadillo meat is asparagus! blech....
Zucchini makes me want to puke.
It does not taste better if you nuke.
It might be tasty if cooked in bread.
But, I will not eat it...nuf said!
me
Mostly anything other than beef or poultry...wide open here for gagging.
I like a lot of stuff, but I don't like raw oysters or sushi or octopus or anything with eyes still attached.
Have a good evening - Kellan
Ok, its far past 630 in the am, so I will now add to my list...
sans a poem...
liver, sauerkraut, vienna sausages,rocky mountain oysters...
real oysters.. but I LOVE calamari, and I've eaten SPAM, my hubby introduced me to it, but i don't eat it that often, usually when I'm craving something salty...
Ick. Spam. I hate it. HATE it. Actually hate is not a strong enough word for how I feel about that. And scrapple. Eww..
Oysters...any way...No WAY! My dad once told me that I could not say I didn't like something until I tried it first. He made me eat an oyster, because I said I didn't like them. I threw up on him. He never said that again.
No green beans, no peas, no mushrooms,no liver, no cottage cheese and no coffee. And no poem
No cottage cheese, no artichoke!!!
coleslaw
Nasty stuff. Originally invented by Weiner dogs to torture human males...
That's nasty. Besides the obvious, (armadillo meat is my armadillo meat), I don't/won't eat mushrooms, black olives, brussels sprouts....and many more things actually.
seriously armadillo meat? who knew, not I.
Olives...they are nasty.
*puke*
Saurkraut, horrible, can't stand the smell and it gives me that pre barfing mouth watering feeling if it gets anywhere near my mouth.
I would say monkey, dog, cat, horse or jenny. I have actually eatten shark, snake, and alligator...what can I say, I used to leave in Beaumont, TX next to Louisana..and they eat anything fried and on a stick! LOL. Hummmmmmm also wouldn't touch armadillo with a 10 foot pole. One argument beside the shell...did you know they carry leporsy...seriously...and they dig in the ground with ugly fingernails...nuff said.
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