He may not be the most "normal" Dad on the block, but I wouldn't trade him for the world!
EMAIL #1
He wrote:
Finally, a product idea I really wish I would have invented.
Bill
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What you see below are not see-thru skirts.They are actually prints on the skirts to make it look as if the panties are visible. These are the current rage in Japan ....
Bill
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What you see below are not see-thru skirts.They are actually prints on the skirts to make it look as if the panties are visible. These are the current rage in Japan ....
EMAIL #2
(He sends me jokes...but just the ones HE thinks are funny!)
An elephant asked a camel,
"Why are your breasts on your back?"
"Well," says the camel,
"I think that's a strange question
from somebody whose wiener is on his face.
EMAIL #3
(Another joke that made the cut!)
A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost.
After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke, 'Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us. Silence fell on the congregation.
In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice, 'Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.'The entire congregation said, 'Amen.'
EMAIL #4 (and the one that best defines my Dad!)
A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost.
After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke, 'Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us. Silence fell on the congregation.
In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice, 'Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.'The entire congregation said, 'Amen.'
EMAIL #4 (and the one that best defines my Dad!)
He wrote this to me just yesterday:
Just wanted you to know how much I trust you.
Case in point: Sonia has new batch of strawberry Jam, which she offered to bring over to you to hold for me. I told her absolutely not to take them to you because you would keep most of them, and may-be ration a few to me. So you are out of the Strawberry loop .
Love,
Dad
21 Wienerific Comments:
Very interesting skirts. I'm not sure why you'd WANT to look like you had a wedgie. But whatev!
I like your dad's jokes! He's a character.
I've seen those skirts before, and I want to know why each one is pictured with an annoying-looking semi-wedgie.
I like your dad's sense of humor.
What does it take to get back in the strawberry loop?
Those skirts are interesting!
Checked the grocery store near my work yesterday for your Pop Tarts, no luck.
If my butt looked like that I would SO wear a see-thru skirt. I'm just saying...
HAHAHA! I love it!
Hopefully you can get into that loop =)
LMAO! Thanks for the giggles Hal! Your dad and mine would have gotten along great in the joke department me thinks.
love love love the jam loop LOL
I'm moving to Japan... ;-)
Out of the strawberry jam loop? That's harsh.
I'm totally getting you one of those skirts for Christmas.
I feel the need to point out that some of those skirts look better than others. But really, why not just go with see-thru skirts? It would be much easier.
Awww it's sweet that you guys have such a great and unique relationship!
Those are pretty crazy skirts!
BTW over $4000 raised? YAY way to go! :)
Your dad seems like the kind of guy that would be so much fun to sit back and talk to. I like his humor!
There is no way I would allow my kids to go outside with one of those skirts on!
I love the church one. All I can say is "amen to that"
I knew I liked your dad from your stories... now since I know he has a sense of humor like mine I like him even more.
Now I know where you get your sense of humor!
You gotta get back in the Strawberry loop, you just gotta!
I wanted to let you know that the project I started for your raffle/fundraiser is not going to make it in time. Sorry. BUT! I got a few little artsy-fartsy odds and ends to go to a painter or a wannabe painter as a gift. I will get that posted to you on Monday...the soonest I can get to the Post Office. Sorry about the other thing!
I agree, it's now VERY clear where you get your sense of hunour!
For those of us who have absolutely NO ass, I can understand maybe the thong skirt, but the second one, semi-grannies in the half-wedge ... that's just so wrong.
Wonder if you can buy the matching shirt with bra strap on back? lol
Those skirts? GROSS!!! I mean, really? They are allowed to wear them in public???
And I LOVE the old lady in the church! That is GREAT!
Your dad sounds like he would be a great friend.
I love your dad! He has the same sense of humor my dad has.
Hhhhhhhhhhhhh! Are we sisters???
P.S.
All those skirts with the pics of wedgies on them? Exactly why I now wear thongs!
Wonder who you take after? LOL. Your Dad sounds great!!
Look at you! 86%! Almost there my friend!!! Got everything crossed for you!!
God Bless~
Debbie Jean
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