MORBID MONDAY - It Could Have Been Ugly!

Our New Years Eve was relatively tame this year. And by tame I mean, no one ran around BK's house in their birthday suit. No one covered themselves in spray cheese and offered to be an appetizer. And no one got rip roaring, howl to the moon, profess his/her undying love for everyone else in the room drunk.

But we could have. Cuz although we did not drink excessive amounts of alcohol, we drank a large VARIETY of alcohol. Which generally speaking, not only leads to a shitty ass hangover the next day but also potentially leads to someone going face down in one of BK's toilets.

(I was so afraid that would happen, that early in the evening I made a sad attempt to label one of their 3 bathrooms a VOMIT ONLY room. I figured if one of us HAD to vomit at some point, it would AT LEAST be nice not to have that room previously sullied by one of the "pooperific" men in attendance.)

Thankfully, it never came to that. Which still amazes me. Cuz at some point throughout the evening, all of us had some of the following:

*CORONA WITH LIME (beer)

*BLUE MOON WITH ORANGE (beer)

*SHOTS OF PATRON (tequila)

*SHOTS OF FRUIT INFUSED ABSOLUTE (vodka)

*SCARLETT O'HARA (Southern Comfort & Cranberry)

*JELLO SHOTS (Red Bull & vodka)

(There were also 3 bottles of champagne but they never got opened. We had JUST.HAD. ENOUGH.)

Even rereading the above list makes me wonder how we didn't end up like this:

Or this:

Or even this:

Wouldn't have surprised me if one of us woke up to this:

or this:

or even this:

Guess we all lucked out.

Guess the New Years Eve Gods were smiling down on us.

Guess it's a good thing cuz if ANY OF US had done ANY OF THE ABOVE, Blender Kimmy would have KICKED OUR ASS!!