I'll Have a Burger and a Side of Fragments...To go!

Time to get off my lazy butt up and toss out a few frags. Which is a good thing...according to Mrs. 4444 @ Half Past Kissin' Time. Cuz the Mrs. encourages people to let it all out...in small fragmented ways. Which is a fun way to regurgitate all those tidbits from the week that just don't scream I'M BLOG WORTHY ALL BY MYSELF! (sorry little tidbits of info if I've offended you but you really AREN'T worth a whole blog!)

*Someone in my office took the time to bring a Ziploc bag of wet wipes into one of our bathrooms and leave it there. Which made me IMMEDIATELY wonder two things: Who has it so bad in the nether regions that they need an on hand bag of wipes to **ahem** "soften the blow?" And, why did this person decide to leave the bag for others to partake in the moist goodness? Seems to me, if your situation was **ahem** tender enough to require the usage of a soft and delicate baby wipe, you'd keep them close at hand. I mean, what if you went in to **ahem** "drop some things off" and someone up and used all your wipes??? Why would you risk that?

*I like cheddar cheese. I do. On crackers or off. But yesterday I discovered that there is a point when PLAIN Cheddar cheese (sans crackers thanks to the EFFING carb count) starts to taste like feet. And yes, before you ask, I DO know what feet taste like. Enough said.

*Wiener dogs do NOT care if you accidentally spill their entire bowl full of food on the floor. DO NOT waste anytime picking it up as its just an exercise in futility. Cuz Mr. Chompers was "Hoovering" those nuggets up faster than either Connor or I could pick them up. And I mean "Hoovering." Damn wiener wasn't even PRETENDING to chew!

*Holding a fundraiser to increase organ donor awareness is wonderful. Asking for and receiving items to give away is amazing. Raffling off 90+ items to generous people who happily contributed to your fundraiser is awesome. But packing up those 90+ gifts and taking them all to the post office SUCKS ELEPHANT SIZE DONKEY BALLS. Trust me. (I assume a donkey with such massive "berries" must be suffering from some ailment. So it's probably not nice of me to use that comparison in such a derogatory way. But it just works. So I'm using it. And apologizing to the donkey with the giant fruit.)

*I made a promise to my husband that I intend to keep. Won't say what it is but if the house burns down and I'm forced to run into the street, please greet me with a towel. Or a bathrobe. Or a bathmat. I won't be picky.

*And speaking of husbands....you KNOW you're married to a HIGHLY ATTENTIVE, PAYS ATTENTION ALL THE TIME, LISTENS WHEN YOU TALK and KNOWS YOU LIKE THE BACK OF HIS HAND man, when you write a list of 10 things you'd like to say to people if you had the cajones (see yesterday's blog) and he knows EXACTLY who you mean...EVEN THOUGH YOU DIDN'T NAME NAMES. Yep, John was spot on. Don't even think it was a challenge. Does my man know me or what???

*Not at all sure if this bothers me more because it's utterly disgusting or because I know EXACTLY WHAT THAT THING IS DANGLING FROM HIS ASS!! Both my kiddos had one of those at one time or another. But I'm pretty sure theirs were not covered in feces. I'm just sayin."

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Today's raffle winner is awesome. And if she lived closer, I'd demand she give me a hug. Cuz Tara is the best damn hugger I've ever met!! She's a friend of mine from high school who I really miss. Saw her at our reunion and couldn't stop smiling! Congrats Tara...I'll ship out your gift just as soon as you get back from your sandy vacation. :)

Tomorrows package is packed up and ready to go to a new home. I think it's tired of being my foster prize! :)

You get a $25.00 gift card to LL BEAN donated by my friend and coworker Carrie. She actually donated $100.00 worth of gift cards, making 4 people very happy!

You also get this STUNNING/GORGEOUS/MUST SEE IT IN PERSON TO TRULY APPRECIATE HOW AWESOME IT IS necklace from Anni @ Tulamyra. Annie donated 2 awesome handmade necklaces that she created. And she sent them all the way from the Isle of Man!! Is that fantastic or what?
Some lucky person gets this amazing premade scrapbook to record babies first year. It's for a boy baby (already gave away the amazing girl scrapbook) and really is incredibly impressive. If you don't happen to be expecting a bundle of your own, hold on to this for your next shower gift. You'll be the hit of the party!
And add to that ready made shower gift this adorable handmade baby hat from Nini at Nini's Handmades and you really will be the most beloved gift giver! This hat is so damn cute. If Chauncey would let me put it on him, I would TOTALLY buy one myself!

Surf on back tomorrow to see who gets to take home all this loot!