Friday, December 11, 2009

Frag Me A River

I'm back. Did you notice I was gone? Well, did you?

Not gone from blogging, silly. But gone from fragging. For the last 2 weeks. Which made me sad.

Cuz NOT fragging on Friday is NOT a good thing.

Actually, it's a BAD thing. A very, very bad thing.

Which is why, if I can help it, I don't plan on missing it again.

Quite frankly, I don't think Mrs. 4444 over at Half Past Kissin' Time can handle my absence one minute more.

*Coming home to find a Secret Santa package waiting for me makes me a very happy Hallie! Jumped on the bandwagon this year and participated in my very first Secret Santa blogger gift exchange. And it was awesome!! I had fun shopping for my blogger (just mailed the gift today!) and will happily partake in the madness again next year.

Wrapped gifts ALL FOR ME!!!

Fuzzy socks that make me want to lounge around the house for days, a gorgeous necklace and earring set that I can't wait to wear, a gift card to Micky D's that I will happily spend on yummy french fries and delicious Diet Coke and....

the cutest damn sock monkey keyring I've ever seen!!!

I love it all!!! And I love my Secret Santa whoever you are!!

:)

*Snow and wieners do NOT play well together. We got about 11 inches of the evil white stuff Wednesday which neither thrilled nor excited my low rider pups. No surprise there. Low riding bodies means low riding hoo-haas and hoo-hees. And those my 2 legged friends, are NOT body parts (human or otherwise) that belong on ice.

*Although I successfully made beer chili this week, I STILL despise cooking. Wanted to reiterate that fact in case word of my kick ass meal got out. (God forbid people actually EXPECT me to cook.)

*GLEE is done for the season and I THINK I'm seriously depressed. Don't really have a clue why I love this show so damn much but I do. No Sue Sylvester next week. What ever will I do???

*Had a dream this week that John was possessed by the devil. In order to keep me safe, he had to leave me. Wasn't happy about it but remember thinking it made sense. What DIDN'T make sense was when he turned to the giant black smear on the wall, a smear that looked EXACTLY LIKE JIMI HENDRIX, and asked for permission to kiss me goodbye. Weird, huh? (And yes, before you ask....the good ship Ambien had sailed that night!)

34 comments:

Putting the FUN in DysFUNctional said...

I missed fragging last week too, and I think I went into fragdrawals!

Putting the FUN in DysFUNctional said...

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, as far as the dream stuff? You're seriously disturbed.
You're welcome for that diagnosis.

michelle said...

That's one crazy dream.

Dumb Mom said...

I got a nervous when you mentioned Glee...thought you were gonna giveaway some key info from the show and since I've not yet had a chance to watch it I got scared. Whew! I too will miss the likes of Sue Sylvester although I must admit I find myself hating her evil anti-Glee Club antics even as I laugh hysterically at her.

4 Lettre Words said...

LOVE that little sock monkey. Seriously. Great SS package!

Unknown said...

Happy Friday! Strange dream indeed! Those 'they' people say our dreams are bits and bytes of what is going on deep inside our brain....Jimi Hendrix eh? Perhaps it was all a Purple Haze!
~AM

Stacy Uncorked said...

You have been missed! :)

WooHoo! Your Secret Santa ROCKS! Love that sock monkey keychain!

LOL! You're right about snow and wieners not playing well together. We haven't gotten enough snow to see how the Shelties will do yet. Should be comical at the very minimum.

That dream is definitely 'out there'... ;)

Happy FF! :)

Martha said...

Happy Fragging! LOL about your low riding pups.. not that it was funny for them!

My FF

Martha said...

Oh, by the way, I never watched Glee.. Maybe it is on line, I will have to check. It must have conflicted with something else!

won said...

Wow, you did well on your SS gifts.

Another Ambien story gone bad. Wowza!

Rebecca Jo said...

I know... no Sue for a few weeks? months? I'm going to have withdrawals!!!

I am in love with that sock monkey!!!

Joanie said...

and I thought I had weird dreams!

annies home said...

looks like you had a great secret santa

Caution/Lisa said...

I'm not your secret Santa, but I would be proud to take credit for those gifts if I were.

11 inches of snow is good for the soul (says the one who got 1 inch of snow this week.)

Eternal Lizdom said...

My toy poodle agrees with your assessment of the snow and ice situation. Unfortunately, in my house, that means we have a few instances of going back to potty training as we tend to register our weather complaints by pooping on the floor. If she'd just use the dang toilet, I would be fine with her pooping in the house.

I thought about wearing black next Weds and for all Weds until March in a showing of sadness over the lack of Glee in my life. But Vol 1 and Vol 2 are keeping me pretty damn gleeful right now.

The sock monkey keychain is adorable!!

brainella said...

Secret Santas rock. :)

And what is this GLEE I've heard everyone speak of? Am I really missing something?

Confessions From A Work-At-Home Mom said...

I love how your pretty new pink necklace matches your fuzzy new pink socks. There's nothing like being fashionable while also being comfortable!

I'm also glum over the impending absense of Glee. I heart me that show (and yummy Puck!).

~Elizabeth
http://confessionsfromaworkingmom.blogspot.com

mommytoalot said...

Cute SS gift.
Wow.that is one weird dream.
happy friday..thanks for popping by my blog
Lisa

mub said...

I missed the last two weeks of fragging too! Life isn't complete without it.

I hope you don't have dreams like that often... it would really make me worry about what's going on in your subconscious mind!

MrsSki said...

I, too, love Glee. My sister brought me the soundtrack volume 1 today and I absolutely cannot wait to listen to it. I am glad all the baby drama came out, I was afraid they were going to drag it out forever (maybe I'm too used to watching soap operas).

I hope the snow melts quickly so your wieners don't freeze off their hoo-has and hoo-hees (that totally cracked me up, btw)!!

Claudya Martinez said...

I love those kinds of fuzzy socks. You are an amazing fragger, you should never go away for two weeks.

inappropriatesue said...

Glee is done....NOOOOOOOO! I love Sue's Corner!

MarjnHomer said...

the dream is trying to tell you something..pay attention

Mrs4444 said...

Welcome back, my fragmented friend. I missed you!

My SS has been MIA so far. Maybe it's you!!? You've got some nice gifts there :)

The wiener fragment-hilarious!

Gonna miss GLEE around here, too...

Is Ambian legal?

claudia said...

That's a very cool Secret Santa package you got! Love the little sock monkey key chain. Now you can have a sock monkey with you where ever you go!
That dream...weird. But I wouldn't expect any other kind from you!

chocolatecovereddaydreams.blogspot.com said...

Girl, what did you eat before you went to sleep? Was it the chili??

I loved the gifts from your Secret Santa. The sock monkey is adorable!

Stay warm and keep the babies warm too.

Cat said...

Be your own Sue Sylvester! Pick a minority group or someone underprivileged and have at it... wait, that might be a bad idea.

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Unknown said...

wow you got a very nice SS gift package I am so loving seeing what everyone is getting from their partners

Christy said...

Thanks for visiting my blog! And I simply LOVE wieners! My papaw used to have one, "Hott Dawg" was his name. And beer chili? I've never heard of that. but if you don't cook often do it in a memorable way I say!

mimbles said...

I haven't seen any of Glee but I've gone ahead and bought the Volume 1 CD for my daughter for Christmas on the strength of all my blog-friends' enthusiasm for it.

Happy belated FF :-)

Carolee Hollenback said...

Happy Belated FF!

I LOVE the monkey keychain!

Shannon's Tales of Motherhood said...

I love the key chain! congrats on your sss gifts!

thanks,shannon
shannpf1977@yahoo.com

The Maid said...

What a great idea! :)

Haven't been around in like a million years...good to see you and your utterly gross (compliment) blog again! ;)

Merry Christmas!

The Maid

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